Miracle Baby Princess Fiona

Miracle Baby Princess Fiona
Miracle Baby Princess Fiona

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

The Parrot and The Potty Mouth


I've been thinking about alternative words to swear words since, according to my parents, I was born with a dirty mouth and I now have a toddler who repeats EVERYTHING these days. He especially repeats the swears with fervor and exuberance. Suggestions are welcome. Breaking bad habits are hard to do.


These are the ones I've come up with so far:

Mother Fletcher (I love Shrek), Darnit, Gosh Darnit, Dangit, Shute, Dag Nabit (Was that Foghorn Leghorn?), SNAP (my favorite the older kids use it), Flippin, Crikey, and blasted.

Can you help me damnit?

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Lessons in Mommyhood #92

Never let your child sit on your lap when he or she is eating watermelon and you're wearing white shorts...brand new white shorts.....that you got for your birthday and they really look cute on you......and your husband says, "oh, just go buy another pair."

But you don't want to...because you really really liked the ones you got for your birthday....they look cute on you....and your kid just ruined them. Then, your kid just laughs their little laugh and keeps eating their watermelon while they laugh at you and your white shorts...that you got for your birthday....that are... I mean were really really cute on you.

Monday, July 21, 2008


DJ - Happy Birthday. We are so lucky to be spending your day with you. You have become more and more of a smart, funny, creative, and most importantly kind-hearted young man as you've been getting older.
We love you...enjoy the Girl Scount Thin Mint Ice Cream Cake tonight!!!!!!! :-)

Love,
Dad, Erin, Lizzy, Massimo & Ozzy

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Another Helping of Summer



I forgot to mention how much fun my summer has been with these three ladies:

swimming, going to the park, making smoothies, tossing water balloons at each other, making crafts, and kidnapping, fuzzy, yellow catepillars. My son is getting in touch with his feminie side as well.

Thank you for bringing so much laughter in to my day!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Serve me up some more summer

I just checked all the numerous awesome comments on my blog and I realized I haven't posted in over a month. Is it just that i don't have anything important to say? Probably...maybe. Does anyone read this? Maybe hundreds and no one even comments. Still, it might be easier to comment on someone's blog if you didn't have to type that silly 'word verification' and then your e-mail address and your password and so on and so on.

What I will post to the world is that my summer is going very well. I am very much enjoying myself after a rough end to spring and beginning to realize that what I try so very hard to control and the path I carve out for my life, isn't mine to decide. I'm learning to let go a little...and just...see....what....happens. I don't feel like talking so much, just to talk. Maybe I will listen more, and not just half-ass listen, but I will really listen with my whole heart.

My summer is going a little like this:
I'm reading an incredibly wonderful book for leisure (you have to comment if you want to know the name of the book), I'm taking an educational research course online and I'm not THAT scared of statistics this time around, I have strawberry stains on my fingers and I'm walking around barefoot in tank tops. My shoulders are tinged like the color of my hair, and I get to spend every beautiful day with 25 lb extension of my heart that is outside of my body, constantly on the move, curious, thoughtful, and absolutely gorgeous. He makes me cry in a good way. I finally purchased that coveted fire pit and we gathered around it last Sunday and made s'mores.

Everything really is okay. You just have to pause and take a few deep breaths.
P.S. Dominic, I love you very very very much - thank you.......

Monday, June 9, 2008

To VEG or not to VEG....that is the question


After I graduated from college, 11 long years ago, I decided to try vegetarianism for a month. One month, no meat, no problem. I did it because I thought I would lose weight and I didn't. I piled up the carbs to compensate for what wasn't on my plate. I did continue to eat fish and dairy.

I've always been interested in it because I don't really like meat. I eat it because its there and we've all been taught to have that perfectly well-rounded plate. Technically, if you cut out all meat including fish as well as dairy and eggs, you are a VEGAN.

So, last September I glanced at Alicia Silverstone's controversial naked ad for veganism and of course got the link to HERE. I secretly got the starter kit, not to freak out my meat loving husband. Now Ingrid Newkirk (PETA founder) is sending me freakish e-mails every week about animal cruelty and asking me for my support. I even got some really cute PETA address labels for filling out a survey. I am concerned with ethical animal treatment. Am I a fanatic? Absolutely not, I don't march for animal rights or throw red paint on the women with fur, but I am an animal lover (YES, I love OZZY....sometimes) and I don't believe any animal should die in a cruel and inhumane manner either.

Now, to me its more of a health concern. I once read a book called "Eat Right For Your Type" in which the premise states that our bodies function more efficiently based on how we eat and exercise for our specific blood type. I am an "A+" and according to the author, I should be eating all fruits and veggies, and very little dairy. Even more so, I've started to pay attention to the way my body feels after I eat. Lately, I have been noticing that when I eat meat and cheese and even milk, I get stomachaches - - bad ones. I've also noticed headaches after too much processed/refined sugar. Am I on to something?

It just seems really hard and inconvenient to go VEGAN. Last week I decided to start looking at labels and more specifically, the "ingredients" list. It seems like dairy is in EVERYTHING. One of my best and dearest friends has been dairy-free for a few years now. She is allergic to it. Her 18-month old is dairy-free too (in order to be on the safe side of the genetic pool). She does really well now and she really sticks to it. She misses ice cream, but she eats the soy stuff. I bet its not as delicious though.

Which leads me to price. All food prices are soaring right now and the vegan section of the grocery store is sparse and expensive. We are all trying to save money, enough said.

Then, there is my Italian, meat-loving husband, who will technically eat anything you put on his plate (I adore him for that), but I just can't see him joining me. Even though, and I plan to argue with him on this, he gets terrible stomachaches from too much dairy AND he suffers from gout, AND his blood pressure is borderline high. He would no doubt benefit from becoming vegan, but its hard to change what you've known your whole life.

I'm still on the fence, but I heard if you plan to do this at all, you have to start slow, meaning slowly start replacing regular milk with soy milk, substitute red meat for white, READ the labels, and try new things like tofu (which I love anyway). The slower you phase it out of your diet, the easier it is to stick with it.

Yesterday I made a skillet with eggs, cheese, peppers, onions, eggs, and these Morningstar meatless meal starters (which is seasoned and tastes JUST LIKE crumbled Italian sausage).

"Where'd you get the sausage?" Dominic asked.

"At the store," I replied as I watched him eat heartily.

I turn to the kids and whisper deviously, "its not meat."

Lizzy gives me a look. DJ gives me a look.

"What is it?....don't tell me until I'm done. I don't want to know," Lizzy comments.

DJ continues to eat without saying a word.

I proudly announce what it is and that its got 87% less fat than sausage. Their plates are clean. Maybe this isn't too hard after all.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Happy 15th Birthday Lizzy!


We hope your day is absolutely beautiful, just like you, and we are so excited to celebrate with you on this nice, long holiday weekend!

We love you so much!!

Dad, Erin, Massimo, "Little Kiwi", and Ozzy